What’s is it about bill hicks and his ability to describe exactly how I feel?
She said she loved me but when she left she took the TV, the bed, and the VCR. Guess when we were at home and she said “I love you, I love you, I love you” I must have been standing in front of the TV, the bed, or the VCR. So like an idiot, I believed her. I love you, you big 19 incher…Thanks honey. It’s what she can’t have. Now the Toshiba’s gone. What am I going to do, get bitter?
You can‘t get bitter man. Just because someone tells you that they love you, and then they leave. You gotta think there‘s a reason. You‘ve gotta find a bright side. You‘ve gotta move on after they leave…you know what? I’m glad she left. It helped my career. Because I’m driven now. I’m driven by a fantasy.
A fantasy that one day this girl who I loved more than anything in the world - and she said she loved me - then left, that one day she’s going to be living somewhere, in a trailer park, living with this ex-welder, 600 pounds, fur all over his back, drinks beer, farts, belches, beats the kids, watches the Dukes Of Hazzard every night - and has to have it explained to him.
She‘s going to have nine little kids with rickets, bring home dead animals from the side of the road for them to eat at night, dirt in their hair, birds in their face, and rats laying eggs in their ears every night.
One night that welder’s going to be making love to her, he‘s going to be on top, suddenly his heart’s going to explode and she‘s going to be trapped under 600 pounds of flaccid, fish belly cellulite, shifting like the tides of the oceans, as blood, phlegm and bile pour out of his mouth and nose, into her face, and just before she drowns in that tepid puddle of afterbirth,she‘s going to turn to The Tonight Show on TV:
And I‘m going to be on it.
What doesnt kill you only makes you stronger.
Well it should be, but the problem is the number one big business in the world right now that’s suppressing it is the pharmaceutical companies and they’re already a huge thing in this country. There’s already a massive means for pharmaceutical drugs, a massive market for them and a massive black market as well. I would say that the illegal market for pharmaceutical drugs is fucking enormous. So they don’t want marijuana in any shape or form, they don’t want anything that you can grow yourself and use as a substitution for any of their products. So if they can find some way to demonize any natural substitution, absolutely they will, just as a matter of good business. They don’t even realize how evil it is to try to make a helpful, beneficial plant with ten thousand plus years of human use … to make that illegal, they don’t even realize how evil that is. They just do it because they’re a business. They do it for profit.
This is Rachel, a 30 year-old chimpanzee who lives at Fauna. Prior to coming to the sanctuary in 1997, Rachel endured 11 years in isolation as a research laboratory subject enduring horrendous treatments, including being anesthetized 235 times during testing for artificial sweeteners for NutraSweet.
Although she will never likely recover from the emotional trauma of this chapter of her life, she is now out of harms-way and gets to hang-around out in the sunshine blowing bubbles!
Read more about Rachel’s story here: http://www.faunafoundation.org/html/newsletter15.html
Anyone out there a fan of nutrasweet??